How often have you not thought to yourself, “hmmm… I wish I was as hip as Remi!”? And now you can be, by picking up one of his Zunes! Largely considered the hippest digital media player on the market (your milage may differ,) this will surely put you over the top with all the ladies. Or men. Whichever. On eBay, bid on…

A limited edition pink Zune 30!!!  This quirky little number basically says, “Hey! I’m wacky and crazy, and I like to go old skool with my pink MP3 player!” Not many people own this baby, and with 30 gb of storage you’re sure to be able to fit your music collection on there. Go bid on eBay!

An 80 gigabyte black Zune 80!!! It’s big, it’s black, it’s a monster. The second generation Zune has room for a roaring eighty — 80 — gigabytes of music and videos! Holy crap! This one is tailor made for those with a larger music collection and a sense of good taste. Get it on eBay!

Still here? No! Go bid!